accioharo:

sadsongscolddays:

bryanmcelwain:

martin-vanburen:

odinsmightymustache:

mybelovedcheshire:

Apparently, after having realized he had been shot, he self-diagnosed that the bullet had not punctured his lung and continued giving the speech…starting by apologizing for the interruption by saying “Oh, I’ve just been shot” and completing the speech while blood was pouring out of his chest.

eyeslikeaskeleton:

Teddy was a bad ass mofo.

“Bullet? NBD CUZ I’M TEDDY MOTHAFCKIN ROOSEVELT AND IDGAF.”

Swag.

True facts. Teddy was pretty boss.

Can I vote for him?

He also rode a Moose. Which is funny to me, because he ran for the Presidency in 1912 with the Bull Moose Party.

If you don’t think this guy was our most badass president, you’re simply wrong.

My hero.

I fucking love him.